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President Roseman Kidnapped Several Months Ago

Posh Spice, Co-Conspirator In Chief

March 31

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  Disclaimer: This article was part of our April 2016 satirical issue.    Kidnappers gave up on holding President Roseman hostage after their ransom note went unnoticed. Students, faculty and staff reported...

Square Officially Irrelevant

Baby Hair ’16, Seldom Paid Intern

October 29

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A recent survey by Dickinson’s Media Board has found that less than 1% of Dickinson first years as well as less than 2% of the entire student body (most of them working at The Square) knew what The Square is (or was). When a...

Silence of the Library Makes Me Want to Go Silence of the Lambs

Jun and Tonic ’16, Office Bartender (Tips Encouraged)

October 29

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Dickinson students boycotted the Waidner-Spahr library because the quiet section was too quiet on Wednesday Oct. 14. “I just couldn’t concentrate it was so quiet I was distracted” said Dumbo Hushy ’18. “It just i...

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