Student Gets Bacon Egg and Cheese After 2-Year Wait

Dawn Smith ’14 has waited two years to finally receive her bacon, egg and cheese sandwich at the SNAR. She said she ordered it in late spring of her senior year in 2014 and finally had her name called just minutes ago.

“It’s a relief to finally get this sandwich that I have been waiting for,” Smith says, “I had really started to get hungry.”

The SNAR has recently faced criticism for being “as efficient as a New York City DMV” or “a sick version of dining purgatory.”

Dining Services has countered these criticisms by saying, “Look, this girl here finally got her sandwich after two years, so technically mission accomplished.”

President Roseman has also been alerted of Smith’s exceptional circumstances and plans to give her a personal graduation ceremony. The president said: “Dawn Smith is a shining example of what makes a Dickinson student special: persevering, patient, and deeply in love with bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches.”

Naturally Roseman did not offer any constructive advice on how to solve the problem at hand.

The latest news that The Dickinsonian has been informed of about Smith was that a member of the Quarry staff was finally lecturing her on the differences between the Any20 plan and traditional plan.