Who Run the World? Girls: Women Lead 60% of Clubs

April 28, 2016

Weiss Prize Recipients Inspired by “Differing Perspectives”

April 14, 2016

Professor Fired from University for Promoting Dark Arts on his Blog

March 31, 2016

New Flexboard III Meal Plan to be Offered

Mad Max, Apocalyptic Crusader

March 31, 2016

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Disclaimer: This article was part of our April 2016 satirical issue. With the unexpected surge in first year students this past Fall, Dining Services has struggled to keep up with the increased mouths to feed....

Old West to be Renovated into Glass Palace of Administrative Transparency

Liza Minnelli, Washed Up Actor

March 31, 2016

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Disclaimer: This article was part of our April 2016 satirical issue. At a meeting on March 29, representatives from the President’s leadership team announced a plan to increase transparency by rebui...

Darty Prompts Existential Crisis

#freeSartwell, Desperate

March 31, 2016

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Disclaimer: This article was part of our April 2016 satirical issue. Frank Jones ’16 has been a proud member of his fraternity, Kappa Delta Sigma, for his four years at Dickinson College. But a recent...

Student Allegedly Sits Alone in Caf “Because He Wants To”

Tall Glass of Water, Thirsty

March 31, 2016

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Disclaimer: This article was part of our April 2016 satirical issue. In a shocking twist of events, reporters have procured information that local college junior, Andrew “Lone Ranger” Adams, notoriou...